At the supermarket they have these machines that grind peanuts or almonds into fresh peanut butter or almond butter. Then you weigh it to get the price and print out a barcode that you use to purchase at the register.
Peanut butter is way cheaper than almond butter so I grind almonds to get the almond butter but ring it up as peanut butter. Cashiers can't tell the difference.
I also go to the bulk candy aisle and put a bunch of candy in a bag and eat it while I shop.
P.S. I am well aware of the irony regarding my name and the fact that I steal from my supermarket . It's cool."
– Charity Pabon